[[Matt is at his computer. He is reading an email:
A recent Supreme Court ruling upheld the value of diversity in higher
education, something your University prides itself on. Do you find this
diversity is also represented in your immediate circle of friends?
Matt: Hey guys! How diverse are we today?
Guys: White upper-middle class, checking in! White lower-middle class, checking in! White middle-middle class, checking in!
[[Matt types on his computer.]]
Matt: Dear Mom: From a certain perspective.
Guy: Also, I'm secretly gay!
Guy: Shut up, Micah.