[[A messy-faced Ian comes up to JM, who is reading Good Omens.]]
Ian: Have you ever started to make pancakes, then decided you didn't
really want pancakes, and then just started drinking the batter to
finish it off?
[[JM looks quizzically at Ian.]]
[[JM returns to his book.]] JM: No.
Ian: Yeah, me neither. Boy, that sure would be weird.