[[With his arms folded, Ian stands behind Micah, who is playing a game on his computer]]

Ian: Hey, Miciah What's that?

Micah: Ever Quest

Ian: ...and why are you a Gnome?

[[The image changes to that of a bald, large-nosed gnome dressed in purple]]

Micah: Dude, I am more than a mere "Gnome."

Micah: I am BEYOND Gnome,

Micah: I am an ??ber Gnome,

Micah: I have magics that could make you sheeeeet your pants.

Micah: Behind this bulbus nose lays great power and might.

Micah: For I am Level 57!!

[[The scene between Ian and Micah returns]]

Ian: GNOOOOOOOOOME!!

Micah (quietly): I hate you sooo much...