[[Headquarters of the Recording Industry Association of America]]
Fancy-Suited, Monocled & Mustached Man: ...And in conclusion, hopefully congress will soon see that the music piracy problem is too big for convential law enforcement to handle, and will pass the bill approving our government-funded orbital death cannon.
Crowd: Hear hear! Indeed!
Fancy-Suited, Monocled & Mustached Man: In other news, our first batch of anti-piracy devices use in consumer electronics has been completed! As a test run, we've seeded random music players with the technology, and they should be hitting stores today!
Crowd: Mutter mutter mutter. So they don't know they're buying things with copyright protection devices? Is that... honest?
Fancy-Suited, Monocled & Mustached Man: Pish posh sir! We are fighting a war for our very survival and you speak of honesty? That rabble they call the public would see us penniless and naked on the streets if they could! They're nothing but a pack of dirty, ravening ne'er-do-wells who can't even bathe properly! Savages, all of them!
[[Ian is shown walking to Macdonald Hall with a newly purchased Sony music player in hand.]]
Ian: When I go walk'n, I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out.. ba-bum ba-bum.
[[To be continued....]]