[[Headquarters of the Recording Industry Association of America]]
Fancy-Suited, Monocled & Mustached Man: ...And in conclusion,
hopefully congress will soon see that the music piracy problem is too
big for convential law enforcement to handle, and will pass the bill
approving our government-funded orbital death cannon.
Crowd: Hear hear! Indeed!
Fancy-Suited, Monocled & Mustached Man: In other news, our first
batch of anti-piracy devices use in
consumer electronics has been completed! As a test run, we've seeded
random music players with the technology, and they should be hitting
stores today!
Crowd: Mutter mutter mutter. So they don't know they're buying things
with copyright protection devices? Is that... honest?
Fancy-Suited, Monocled & Mustached Man: Pish posh sir! We are
fighting a war for our very survival and you speak of honesty? That
rabble they call the public would see us penniless and naked on the
streets if they could! They're nothing but a pack of dirty, ravening
ne'er-do-wells who can't even bathe properly! Savages, all of them!
[[Ian is shown walking to Macdonald Hall with a newly purchased Sony
music player in hand.]]
Ian: When I go walk'n, I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out.. ba-bum
ba-bum.
[[To be continued....]]