Ian thinking to himself: This Nine Inch Nails CD I borrowed should
provide an excellent means to break in my new CD player.
Ian: Ow! Sonofova...!
CD player: Analyzing DNA...
CD player: Identity confirmed. Connecting to database... *BEEP!* Alert!
User is not authorized for Trent Reznor's def funky jams!
Ian thinking to himself: Well this is a fine how-do-you-do.
CD player: Initiating punishment procedure...