[[Helen, Drew, and Jon are all napping.]]
Music: I like big butts and I can not lie! You other brothers can't deny! That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung! Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring. Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha. And take your picture.
Music: My homeboys try to warn me, but that butt you got makes "me so horny". Ooh, rump of smooth skin, you say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me, 'cause you ain't that average groupy! I've seen them dancin', the hell with romancin'! She's sweat! Wet! Got it goin' like a turbo 'vette! I'm tired of magazines, sayin' flat butts are the thing. Take the average black man and ask him that, , she gotta pack much back.
Music: So, ladies! Yeah! Ladies! Yeah! Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes? Hell yeah! Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout:
Drew & Jon: BABY GOT BACK!
[[A frazzled Helen stares blankly while Drew and Jon go back to napping just as before.]]