[[Cheerful Matt on the phone at his work]]
Matt: Newsroom, Matt speaking.
Caller 1: I demand to know why your paper didn't cover my church bake sale.
[[Matt still on the phone looking a little more weary and slouched over]]
Caller 2: My power has been out for THREE DAYS! When I call the electric company they just talk at me in gibberish! It's like... Iraq! It's like they're talking in Iraq!
[[Matt leaning way back in his chair]]
Caller 3: There's a gang of sanitation workers selling drugs off the back of their municipal truck in my neighborhood.
Matt: Where do you live?
Caller 3: I can't tell you.
[[Matt no longer in his chair, phone cord drops down from the desk and out of sight]]
Caller 4: ...and the tarot card found 12 years ago at the scene of the supposed suicide was EXACTLY the same as the one found during the sniper case, which leads to another interesting "coincidence" with 9/11...
[[Matt back home]]
Ian: How's the general public today?
Matt: Off its meds.