[[Ian is napping on the couch when suddenly his cat jumps on the coffee
[[Ian springs up off the couch, confused. The cat commands solemnly:]]
Cat: Arise Ian.
Cat: Arise and Obey.
[[Ian, now standing, strikes a cheesy smile and exudes a strange sound could only described by a zombie smile]]
Cat: Flap your arms, your a birdie!
[[Ian flaps his arms like a madman with rabies.]]
[[Mid-shot as Cat delivers his evil speech]]
Cat: Excellent, enough! Ian, for some time now you have been my unwilling host. You were necessary upon my entrance to this world...
Cat: however, not for much longer. No one suspects a thing, my power grows daily, my strength rises, my will expands!
[[close-up on cat]]
Cat: soon this world will witness the arise of the all-mighty Orip!
[[Evil laugh fills the frame over Ian and Orip's head as Ian is left hypnotized]]
[[Mid-shot of Orip as his laugh weakens as he realizes that...]]
[[...Matt is staring at him wide eyed.]]
Matt: ...Uh... Orip: KILL!!!!
[[Ian pounces at Matt, teeth jagged.]]
[[Guest strip by Pat Lapierre "Green Wiggly" Mac Hall is (c) Matt Boyd & Ian McConville 7.20.02]]