Jess: Hey, Nikki! It's past ten. Do you mind if I check webcomics on your computer?
Nikki: Not at all, Jess. Go right ahead.
Tissa: Y'know, I don't see what you like about those comics. The artists and writers are freaks.
Jess: Tissa! How can you say that? Those people are my heroes!
Tissa: Oh, come on. They're twisted freaks. Name just on that isn't.
Jess: Okay. Piro.
Tissa: His character considered an affair with a fifteen year old. If that's not a pedophile, I don't know what is.
Jess: Um...what about Gabe and Tycho?
Tissa: You told me just yesterday that you'd impale yourself with a fork if you ever heard the phrase: "Got wang?" again.
Jess: Largo?
Tissa: One word. B33R.
Jess: Matt Boyd?
Tissa: Journalism major.
Jess: Point.
Jess: Hey! Ian McConville! I can't think of a better example of normality than Ian! Don't you think?
Jess: There are no more heroes.
Tissa: Heh. "Wang."