[[Ian is holding a gamepad in front of a PC]]
[[City of Heroes is loading (86%)]]
[[Ian's avatar, 'The Masked Slacker', has entered the game]]
Message window: The Masked Slacker has joined the server.
Message window: Welcome to guardian, citizen.
[[The Masked Slacker has noticed another player named 'The Greeter']]
The Masked Slacker: Pardon me, fellow champion of justice, but I don't believe I understand your hero title. Does it stand for some sor-
[[The Greeter yelling very loudly]]
The Greeter: WELCOME TO WALMART!!
[[The Masked Slacker is shocked and recoiling backwards while The Greeter returns to his arm-folded pose]]
[[A particularly grumpy Ian is Uninstalling City of Heroes]]
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Message window: Uninstalling City of Heroes (32%)