Helen: EUREKA! [[The cat on Ian's head jumps in surprise]] Helen: After months of work, I have perfected unified theory of gender relations! Helen: There'll be no more need for speculation! It explains everything! [[Helen is holding a stack of booklets/pamphlets, among which are "Womyn" and "How to get along with MEN"]] Helen: Ahem. Women are crazy and men are dumb. [[Ian and Matt look at each other]] Ian: Why are men dumb? Matt: Because we don't understand crazy people. Helen: Laugh it up. I'm about to put you and every other hack comedian out of business for good. [[The cat is pouncing on Helen]]
