[[Helen, at her desk, with World of Warcraft Loading]]
[[Night Elf druid stands in front of Bear Spirit]]
Druid: great bear spirit of these lands, I have come here seeking your blessings.
Bear Spirit: Approach, druid.
Bear Spirit: you have proven yourself as a tru-
[[Gnome rogue squats on ground (Ian's character), looking at dead bear carcass]]
Cherabim: Hey, look at this.
Cherabim: I just found a [rotting bear carcass] on this bear.
Cherabim: How does that make sence? [[druid looks shocked]]
Cherabim: I mean, first of all, how did I 'loot' this off
of the bear? Cherabim: I mean, wouldn't the bear itself be a corpse?
Druid: [[whispering]] Ian, this isn't a good time for...
Cherabim: Maybe it swallowed another bear.
Cherabim: Like to gain the power two bears!
[[Cherabim puts carcass on her head]]
Cherabim: For that matter, wouldn't every bear I kill in fact be a [rotting bear carcass]?
Druid: [[whispering]] Ex-nay on the ear-bay orps-cay...
Cherabim: I'm going to kill some more bear cubs. Maybe they'll drop [rotting baby bear carcass]!
Cherabim: Ninja Gnome, away! [[druid looks upset]]
druid: I'm not getting my bear form, am I?
Bear Spirit: Nope.
Bear Spirit: But at level 16 you can be a sea cow...