[[English major, who resembles Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter, outside
of Drew's dorm]]
English Major: Hey Mates! Today on Call of the Wild, we're tracking the
rare and elusive comp sci major! We've been studying this one 'ere for a
few months now, and we think we're getting a pretty good picture of his
habits.
[[Drew comes through the door to his dorm]]
English Major: "Drew," as we like to call him, resides in his darkened
den, and spends all his time in an activity known as "coding." He
emerges only periodically to feast on his daily portion of cold pizza
and beer.
Drew: You English Majors can all blow me.
English Major: Ooo, he's a fiesty one! Tune in next week as we delve into his sexual activities!
{{title text: My Apologies to Drew}}
