[[Jon, Alan, and Ian are all sitting around with Nintendo 64 video game controllers in their hands, playing a game that makes various beeping noises]]
Ian: Nintendo multiplayer is so lame...
Ian: Tiny split-screen, Blurry resolution, Awful controls, Tiny level selection...
[[Ian stands up and points at the other two players]]
Ian: Well so long, Losers! I'm off to play Unreal Tournament, a REAL man's multiplayer deathmatch
[[Ian is gone while Jon and Alan continue to play their game, undisturbed by the absence of their friend]]
[[Ian returns to his seat with the Nintendo 64 controller back in his hand]]
Jon: Welcome back
Ian: If I could get my computer to recognise my video card I would never be wasting my time with this.