Ian: Micah, you've got like... your face is all weird on one side.
Micah: Yeah. I was sleeping on the floor last night. They're carpet marks.
Ian: You make him sleep on the floor? I think I know who wears the pants in this relationship.
Helen: Look, I tell him not to.
Micah: I don't like sharing a small dorm bed, and she always knees me in the kidneys at 2 A.M.