Matt: Someone stole a wheel off my bike last night.
JM: Man, that's a shame.
Matt: What the hell is wrong with these people, JM? I mean, everyone's mother tells them that stealing is bad, right? What were they doing while that was going on? Not paying attention? Distracted? Were they thinking about candy?
Matt: Or what about church! Or even children's television! I know you can't watch G.I. Joe for long without someone telling you at the end not to steal stuff!
JM: I don't know what to tell you, Matt. The world is a prisoner's dilemma, and the guy in the other cell doesn't cooperate.
Matt: What kind of un-American bike-stealing jackass motherfucker is it who doesn't like G.I. Joe? What the fuck is wrong with these people?