Prof. Dave Theison: Well, like I've been saying for the past hour, I really don't think the solution to artificial intelligence is "to wait until they invent those positronic brains like on Star Trek."
Leroy: But...
Drew: Leroy, thank goodness I found you! Call home quick, your mother is on fire!
Leroy: My God!
Drew: Now that he's gone, I'd like to apply for this teaching assistant position you were advertising.
Prof. Dave Theison: Well, you've sold me.