[[One guest at the opening ceremonies talked for half an hour about his Urusei Yatsura fan fiction...: Said guest is talking at a podium with Ian sitting next to him playing his Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.]]
Guest: And this last brother DIDN'T have a girlfriend, so I wanted to write a story about what would happen if he DID have a girl friend. I didn't want her to be jealous because one of the girlfriends are ALREADY jealous...
[[We did a panel...: Ian and Matt along with another guest are shown on stage sitting at a table. Matt is holding a 2liter of Pepsi.]]
Audience member: Say the first thing that comes into your mind.
Guest: Wazza?
Ian: Moo?
Matt: You guys think this is Pepsi, but you're wrong.
[[The dealer we sat across from was selling DIGIMON PORN. No lie: Matt and Ian are looking at said pr0ns.]]
Matt: Damn, what are the odds?
Ian: Must... ...kill... ..WORLD...