[[Two girls are looking at the house.]] JM narrating: While we were waiting for the money to transfer to Drew's checking account, there was still the matter of the other prospective renters... Prospective renter 1: The neighborhood is good, the rooms aren't completely disgusting, and it's practically walking distance to the college. I think we should definitely take it. Wow, isn't this just perfect? Sarah? MMMMMPHH! [[Ian and Drew are hiding in the bushes, Drew is holding a bottle of chloroform and a napkin.]] Ian: I feel bad about doing this to girls. Drew: Real estate is a harsh mistress. They knew the risks when they signed up.
