[[the guys sit around the TV]]

Matt: My grades are dropping because I hate all my classes. Oh guys, my life sucks.

JM: What is the good life? Is it simply decent grades? No, just having friends.

Micah: Still, my work beckons me to complete it, but Everquest says "No."

Ian: Bored college students' solution to tedium? We speak in haiku. I think your meter was way off on that last one.